“some hath no dinner while others purchaseth medicine to stop eating dinner and this counteth as two separate industries”

— william shakespeare
timon of athens weight-loss editioneth
wholly fake

harketh horatio

we hath a food problem

not enough

yeseth

and also too much

at the same time

at precisely the same fucking timeeth

can food crosseth oceans

extraordinarily well

we shipeth strawberries in winter, avocados across continents, water in bottles across countries, and lettuce farther than many humans shall travel

then why canst food reach the hungry

horatio
thou hast confusedeth technical possibility with economic incentive

ah

fucketh

thou shalt encountereth that again

we hath produced abundance

excellent

everyone hath enough

fucketh no

then what doth abundance mean

that enough existeth

where

somewhere

can we moveth it

absolutely

do we

depends

upon what

whether moving it produceth value

doth feeding a hungry person produce value

horatio
thou art using the word value incorrectlyeth

horatio slowly sitteth down