“buyeth a carriage to reach the labor that payeth for the carriage required to reach the labor”

— william shakespeare
richard iii in trafficeth
very much fake

horatio
where doth everyone goeth

to work

why live so far away

housing near work costeth more

then they buyeth a car

to reach work

which payeth for the car

yes

and fuel

yes

and parking

yes

and time losteth in traffic

yes

who is traffic

the other drivers

horatio looketh through the carriage window

he is trafficeth