“thou hast connected every human to every other human and somehow everyone is lonelyeth”

— william shakespeare
romeo and juliet dot com
not a genuine sourceeth

eight billion-ish humans existeth.

loneliness increaseth.

therefore create an algorithm where everyone inspecteth everyone like used automobiles and swipeeth them into oblivion.

horatio
doth it help people meeteth

sometimes

what doth the company needeth

engagement

what happeneth if two people meet and leave the app

a customer hath been losteth

so success is failure

for the people, success

for the system, churneth

horatio
i begineth to dislike that word system