“when nobody remaineth to buy the product the campaign may still exceedeth impressions”

— william shakespeare
coriolanus brand strategy decketh
very fake

civilization hath disappeared

completely

almost

what remaineth

a server

what doth it do

optimizeth advertisements

for whom

no one

what doth it advertise

shoes

who needeth shoes

the audience segment formerly known as humanity

is the campaign successful

engagement is down

why continueth

the dashboard hath not been toldeth what extinction meaneth