civilization hath limited resources.

therefore manufactureth things specifically so they breaketh sooner.

horatio
why

so people buyeth replacements

what if the old thing still worketh

release an update

what if it surviveth the update

change the connector

what if the owner repair it

void the warranty

what if the owner is content

marketing shall explaineth the improved beige

horatio looketh at a perfectly good object

progress looketh back and issueth an incompatibility warning