the corporation removeth the cashier.

the customer performeth the cashier's job.

the machine accuseth the customer of stealing.

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

it is the item i just scannedeth

REMOVE ITEM FROM BAGGING AREA

horatio removeth it

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

horatio placeth it

ASSISTANCE IS ON THE WAY

from whom

the employee who was supposedly unnecessary