“mankind hath invented artificial intelligence before inventingeth a printer that fucking worketh”

— william shakespeare
the tempest inkjet editioneth
not even slightly real

horatio
we hath machines that writeth poetry

yeseth

machines that discovereth proteins

yeseth

machines that converse in every language

yeseth

canst thou printeth this manuscript

PRINTER OFFLINE

why

CYAN LOWETH

but it is black text

FUCKETH THEE

horatio quietly returneth to parchment