“to enter thine own house, horatio, first identifyeth every square containing thine own fucking house”
— william shakespeare, the merry wives of two-factor authenticationeth
shakespeare never saideth this; his recovery code hath expiredeth
mankind digitizeth everything for convenience.
excellent
enter thy password
incorrect
reset thy password
new password cannot resemble old password
prove thou art human
identify every square containing a cart wheel
code sent to old telephone thou no longer possesseth
answer security question
what was thy mother's first goat's maiden name
horatio i merely wished to see the electricity billeth
security is our highest priority
convenience was apparently lowereth