“buyeth a carriage to reach the labor that payeth for the carriage required to reach the labor”
— william shakespeare richard iii in trafficeth very much fake
horatio where doth everyone goeth
to work
why live so far away
housing near work costeth more
then they buyeth a car
to reach work
which payeth for the car
yes
and fuel
yes
and parking
yes
and time losteth in traffic
yes
who is traffic
the other drivers
horatio looketh through the carriage window
he is trafficeth