“having banished the night, mankind shall purchaseth darkness in monthly instalmentseth”
— william shakespeare, a midsummer night's subscriptioneth
shakespeare never saideth this; the free trial endeth at dawn
mankind inventeth electric light, screens, alerts, night shifts, global work, and a rectangle that screameth news beside the bed.
then mankind discovereth it cannot sleep.
what doth it do
purchaseth rings, mattresses, apps, masks, powders, podcasts, watches, and machines to announce at dawn that it slept poorly
horatio would turning off the rectangle helpeth
that feature is available in premium focus mode
what did people use before the app
darkness
is darkness expensive
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