“thou hast connected every human to every other human and somehow everyone is lonelyeth”
— william shakespeare romeo and juliet dot com not a genuine sourceeth
eight billion-ish humans existeth.
loneliness increaseth.
therefore create an algorithm where everyone inspecteth everyone like used automobiles and swipeeth them into oblivion.
horatio doth it help people meeteth
sometimes
what doth the company needeth
engagement
what happeneth if two people meet and leave the app
a customer hath been losteth
so success is failure
for the people, success
for the system, churneth
horatio i begineth to dislike that word system