“some hath no dinner while others purchaseth medicine to stop eating dinner and this counteth as two separate industries”
— william shakespeare timon of athens weight-loss editioneth wholly fake
harketh horatio
we hath a food problem
not enough
yeseth
and also too much
at the same time
at precisely the same fucking timeeth
can food crosseth oceans
extraordinarily well
we shipeth strawberries in winter, avocados across continents, water in bottles across countries, and lettuce farther than many humans shall travel
then why canst food reach the hungry
horatio thou hast confusedeth technical possibility with economic incentive
ah
fucketh
thou shalt encountereth that again
we hath produced abundance
excellent
everyone hath enough
fucketh no
then what doth abundance mean
that enough existeth
where
somewhere
can we moveth it
absolutely
do we
depends
upon what
whether moving it produceth value
doth feeding a hungry person produce value
horatio thou art using the word value incorrectlyeth
horatio slowly sitteth down