“ownership was troublesome because the customer could stop payingeth”
— william shakespeare the merchant of venice software editioneth fake as hell
horatio i boughteth the device
excellent
why doth it not work
thou boughtest the metal
what of the function
that is monthly
what of the advanced function
that is premium monthly
and the function it performed yesterday
legacy premium monthly
what if i stop paying
the device remembereth it is a brick
so i owneth a brick
with excellent industrial designeth
what doth the company own
thine future behavior