“mankind hath invented artificial intelligence before inventingeth a printer that fucking worketh”
— william shakespeare the tempest inkjet editioneth not even slightly real
horatio we hath machines that writeth poetry
yeseth
machines that discovereth proteins
yeseth
machines that converse in every language
yeseth
canst thou printeth this manuscript
PRINTER OFFLINE
why
CYAN LOWETH
but it is black text
FUCKETH THEE
horatio quietly returneth to parchment