“when nobody remaineth to buy the product the campaign may still exceedeth impressions”
— william shakespeare coriolanus brand strategy decketh very fake
civilization hath disappeared
completely
almost
what remaineth
a server
what doth it do
optimizeth advertisements
for whom
no one
what doth it advertise
shoes
who needeth shoes
the audience segment formerly known as humanity
is the campaign successful
engagement is down
why continueth
the dashboard hath not been toldeth what extinction meaneth