“the merchant hath abolished thy cashier, horatio, and appointed thee the suspecteth”
— william shakespeare, the merchant of venice, unpaid labour editioneth
shakespeare never saideth this; unexpected bard in bagging areaeth
the corporation removeth the cashier.
the customer performeth the cashier's job.
the machine accuseth the customer of stealing.
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
it is the item i just scannedeth
REMOVE ITEM FROM BAGGING AREA
horatio removeth it
PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
horatio placeth it
ASSISTANCE IS ON THE WAY
from whom
the employee who was supposedly unnecessary